The scene: While in a meeting at work, I am pushed back a ways from the table and am unsteadily balancing my coffee cup on my leg.

Brain – ¬†“I wish my leg had a cup holder.”

Me – ¬†before Brain has completed thought, turn to co-worker and say: “I WEEEEEEE……” then twitch in horror and trail of into silence.


This kind of thing is pretty standard.